May 2010
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WhiteWomanWorkout! - the latest in fitness and... →
insanity →
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Whats ur fav sex position?
There’s my fav that only one person knows… but other than that one. I like it when the girl is on top. Cuz i can look her in the eyes and i can hold her close to me. and either person can do the work..
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Only a few find the way, some don’t recognize it when they do; some… don’t ever...
– The Cheshire Cat, Alice (2000) (via quote-book)
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At this moment in your life name some people off...
Gam Gam
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this album is gonna be yummy
The Bandz are BANNED!!! →
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One student stole some confiscated Bandz from her desk, choosing them over the cash in her drawer. (See pictures of teens in America.)
Students fiddle with them during class and arrange swaps - trading, say, a bracelet with a mermaid for one with a dragon - when they should be concentrating on schoolwork, teachers say. Sometimes a trade ...
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Hestro, tell SAGE to stop writing in your...
Heard. def agree. its really funny to me. :D
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ok. lemme ASK it like this then.. shes always...
obviously if your news is truthful, yeah its a little hurtful to think about. However, like previously stated, she is a single woman and I am a single man. While the thought of either of us doing anything with anyone else is hurtful to hear about. We are both human and are both going to do our best to live our lives given the situation. That being said. If she has been a bitch to you or someone...
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Ssooooooo tired..
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okay.....I don't know who it is that keeps putting...
thank you. :D when u see me next. give me a hug and pump it twice and i will give you the best hug of your life. promise.
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shes always tkain men back to her apartment. shes...
damn son. thats fucked up. a single women taking men back to her apartment. i should break up with her asap… oh wait. we already are. i got an idea. instead of trying to hurt me for some reason or trying to pass some ill informed wisdom onto me. mind your own business. im a big boy and ive been round the block. ill handle my own. thanks though
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Describe a moment in your life that left you...
um there are a couple.. Mt. Masada in Israel , the free island tour I got in Fiji , waking up to Grace having squeezed herself between me and the wall , but honestly there is something almost everyday that takes my breath away. the world is beautiful and amazing and I love everything…
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i heard ur ex gf is a slut.i know alot of people...
yeah? how may people? i guess its a good thing shes my ex.
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Tell me why Betty White looks like ET in the Spanish talk show skit
Watching the Betty White SNL. fucking love this lady. I know I’m mad late.
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WHo is the 'Crazy Bitch?'
ha. ‘Crazy Bitch’ is a friend from Penn State. I’ve known her since my freshman year. Like the first or second day we knew her she freaked out on us cuz her speakers were “broken”. So that’s what she’s been called since then. Great girl though.
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Mine Auto Mo Beel
Just took my first nap in my new, used car.. It was a mean one. Thought I was actually doing what was going on in my dream. When I woke up I was like what the fuck am I doing in this car and where am I? And where’s my beer?
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Shout out to Crazy Bitch, she was there. And I was laughing my ass of at some chick.. At cafe 210 in State College, pa.
Not gonna lie it was nice to be...
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I’m a Smillioniare.
Def. (Sm.Eye.L.yun.air)
One who possesses an amount of smiles ranging in the million to one billion quantity range. One usually reaches such a magnitude of positive emotional facial expression wealth through entrepreneurial endeavors relating to but not limited to compliment design and delivery, outlook optometry, and distributor of small child giggles. One can also...
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The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.
– Walt Disney (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
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I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will...
– Albert Einstein (submitted by falsetruth) (via quote-book)
At the mechanic getting my baby checked out. I may have a name for her but I’m not sure yet, there are a couple options.
Goodnight World. Sleep Well Fam. Sweet Dreams...
I’ll chase your dreams and switch them with mine. They will intertwine. For a few hours everything will be fine. So please no more cryin.
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I just realized. and this is no unique epiphany I am sure. That everything I am doing now, all the pain, and loneliness, and internal struggle. Is so that, one day, very soon. My biggest problem, my worst pain, and my loneliest moments will be.
Not being able to shut my brain off and stop the continuous flow of ideas and images that make me who I am.
The soreness after working out, or the...
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Life has no limitations, except the ones you make.
– Les Brown (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)