April 2010
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What do you hope to accomplish in your career?
im still trying to decide what careers i want to focuz on now and the ones that will fall into place later.
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are you from ohio?
no. but i did drive through ohio twice.
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March 2010
And Lo! Jesus said unto his Apostles, as He was...
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“NOBODY TOUCH MY FUCKING EASTER EGGS, I’LL BE BACK ON MONDAY!
My Life Be Like..
Have you ever wondered why, rather I think we have never wondered why they do not include a trip to the DMV in movies when the main character(s) are rushing to get something done. If you are ever in a hurry and time is of the essence or there is a race against some clock. You will most assuredly not complete all of your alloted tasks on time.
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Today is one of the first times
I’ve worn something similar to what I will wear once I’ve lost the weight I want and get my body to where I want it to be. Plan black jeans. Comfortable and simple dress shoes. And a plain white undershirt. Oakley sunglasses. Simple, comfortable but purposeful and stylish.
I think..
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On a race with the clock.. An epic journey of one man trying to renew his grandmothers car registration before the office closes. Where will the adventure lead him next?
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AUDIO REVELRY
Song: Truly Madly Deeply Artist: Savage Garden Album: Savage Garden Source: Music From Another Room Channel 341 Showtime east
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So basically all
I have eaten for the past three days is chicken nuggets, pop tarts, and yogurt. But I’m losing weight.. Haha
“Maybe we should develop a Crayola bomb as our next secret weapon. A happiness...”
– Robert Fulghum (via writingsarah) (via quote-book)
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When I am sick, or hurt, or scared. I make low quick almost “huh” like sounds. Repeatedly and for extended periods of time. I’m not sure why but the first instance of me doing that I can remember was soph year of college. It was after a night of heavy drinking, fight with a close friend and someone had given me two fat burning/energy pills. I was drunk and sick and sore. And...
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where/what is ur dream vacation?
umm.. number one on my travel list is a road trip across America in a candy apple red drop top 1971 Cadillac El Derado.
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if u could give a message to each of them what...
1. Im sorry that I hurt you. i wouldnt have graduated without you. and even though i wasnt in love with you i did love you.
2. sorry you got me when i was just starting to grow up and I didnt really know myself that well.
3. what we had was amazing while it lasted. and while i know it seemed to come out of no where. i wish i didnt have to end it the way i did. your an amazing beautiful woman and...
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how many gfs have you had?
4
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Where was the last place you had sex? How was it?
none of your business
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What do you look for in a girl?
a killer sense of humor. humility. really really good hair. brown or black hair. she has to like playing with my hair. listen to good music. tattoos. likes movies. likes pizza. drinks beer. makes me feel wanted. knows how to hug.
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If you could have any girl who would it be?
Grace Villanova
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jesse...your formspring is too funny!!! ily!!!
why thank you :D
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if you could only eat one food for the rest of...
pizza
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if sumbody paid you $$, would you take it up the...
no
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guess who this is, if u get it in 5 guesses ill...
i have 946 friends on facebook and 9 followers in my blog. (ha.) 5 is not enough and i dont feel good. so, no thank you.
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Who would you like to be 'sexually involved...
If i ever got the chance. it would be so much more than sex that I would want. but it would be Sophi. but that will never happen so im more than happy with the amazing fact that i get to call her my friend.
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i thought frankie was your boyfriend
no. its one of those relationships where i really like him but just as friends. he’s a great guy but just not my type.
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Who are the top five cutest girls you know?
um. i dont have the energy to beak this one down. if i think u are cute (or any specific adjective) you know it. because i tell you.
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so if yu could fck one person from where yu...
um. it would have to be krista if it was just a fuck. but there is someone else i would like to be sexually involved with.
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if you were straight i would fuck u
not sure how thats a question… or a correct statement… i didnt realize i was gay, i should get that checked out huh.
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how many inches is in the pants?
42 inches on the inseam.
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how much yu weigh and how much yu bench?
I weigh 249 and the last time I tried to test my bench I put up 220 for three full unassisted reps.
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Would you rather be with someone you love but not...
I would not accept this as an option. I would not settle and I will never. I will be with the Woman I love and do everything I want to do.
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what's your favorite part of the female anatomy?
that’s definitely a situational question. Erotically there is - Visually: the butt and legs, Tactilely: the breasts and back. First round of attraction though is definitely the hair, the butt, and the eyes.
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do you exist anymore? joe shaw
i do exist. but in an alternate world where im apart from everyone i know and love. however i am happy and more responsible and developed than i have ever been. and only getting better
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Is there something you want to tell someone but...
there are things I would like to tell a bunch of people everyday that I am to afraid too. The asshole that needs to be put in his place, or the bitch who thinks she has a right to be that way. The beautiful girl I can’t bring myself to say hello to. If I can assume that this question is aimed at a generalized, common topic on my FB then no. She knows everything that she should. but i guess a...
Story Time
If anyone wants to submit an idea for story time this week please do. Let me know what you thought about last weeks. I know it was more an excerpt from a story than a story in it’s self but I’m still playing around with the concept so please forgive me.
My Life Be Like..
Hello everybody. I just woke up. In pain but I’m about to take some pills so we will see how it goes. I’m gonna go back to sleep now..
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I wish I had a gorgeous girl to cuddle with right now.
I wish I had a warm body to wrap my arms around.
A forehead to kiss, or bangs to brush out of the way. An ear to play audience to my hearts beat.
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Under the Knife..
Got one head phone in trying to be sneaky. It works when I’m on the airplane and we are taking off/landing all the time..
Under the knife..
Novacane in.. Lower lip getting bigger (well it’s suppose to feel bigger) let’s dance oral surgeon let’s dance.
“Daring ideas are like chessmen moved forward. They may be beaten, but they may...”
– Johann von Goethe (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
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Just got to the dentist. So I am about to get all four of my wisdom teeth removed. One of them is completely sideways. Lazy ass wisdom tooth. I will be out of it for the next few days. Call text email Twitter facebook or tumblr ME. Stop by if you want :D the door will be unlocked. LET’S DO THIS THANG
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On the way home decided to stop by old navy. Got convinced to give blood. And now I’m doing a special procedure for red blood cells for babies